I Distrust Third Parties Size:M The heavyweight cotton drapes relaxed

The heavyweight cotton drapes relaxed and durable

or under a leather jacket when you want to make a low-key

The shirt features an illustrated astronaut cat cradling a Bitcoin emblem with the phrase “I need my Sats” above—a cheeky nod to crypto enthusiasts and cat lovers who enjoy quirky

subtle alpha energy

and keeps its color depth wash after wash

I Distrust Third Parties Size:M The heavyweight cotton drapes relaxedThis heavyweight garment dyed tee speaks plain truth with clean, bold typography: "I distrust third parties." The soft, lived in feel from post construction dyeing and the relaxed cut make it an easy grab for long days of focus, conferences, or low key meetups. It sits comfortably through travel, hack nights, and work from anywhere stretches a subtle statement piece that fits into a pragmatic wardrobe without shouting. The matte white text and small