The Cowboy Killer Tarot Card Hoodie supermom White distressed arched text reading

White distressed arched text reading "STAYING ALIVE" above a white and teal skeleton holding a coffee cup

This year Cupid is prioritizing self-care

And every year you pretend you were talking about ornaments with the dead-eyed innocence of someone who has never once been innocent

You didn’t choose October

Black bold text reads "SCARY MOVIES AND CHILL" with a red soda cup sporting a jack-o-lantern face holding an axe

The Cowboy Killer Tarot Card Hoodie supermom White distressed arched text readingYou dont break hearts. You collect them in a jar on your nightstand next to your emotional baggage and a half empty bottle of wine. The tarot reader didnt even flip a card. She just looked at you and said "yeah, I already know." The Details: A white tarot card frame featuring a skeleton grim reaper in a cowboy hat holding a scythe and wine glass, with a crescent moon bearing a skull face, stars, flowers, and wildflowers. Text at bottom reads "THE