Thick Thighs and Spooky Vibes Hoodie Tee Vintage pin-up style illustration in

Vintage pin-up style illustration in a red Santa-themed outfit with retro red "BETTER NOT POUT" lettering in a classic holiday script

Your ideal Friday night is horizontal

This is just you

All artwork is printed in a single dark blue ink

Your playlist is older than most of your coworkers and you wouldn’t change a single track

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