Morticia's Floral Shoppe Long Sleeve Tee Size:2XL Playful country-western humor in a

Playful country-western humor in a hand-drawn cartoon style

and peach ink

You’ve been told to smile more by men who contribute nothing to your life

Retro holiday text in classic red and cream lettering with a distressed

While everyone else is settling for "BE MINE

Morticia's Floral Shoppe Long Sleeve Tee Size:2XL Playful country-western humor in aYou keep buying yourself flowers because nobody else understands your aesthetic requirements. Grocery store bouquets? Please. You need something that looks like it was arranged by a Victorian widow who talks to her plants and means it. Your love language is dramatic foliage. The Details: Black vintage serif text reads "Morticias Floral Shoppe" with "Estd 1964." A colorful flower bouquet (yellow, pink, deep purple, red, orange) sits in a black vase,